The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
HE’S BREAD. BREAAAAAAAAAAAD
what is air
Finalllllllly I’m ready to announce my giveaway! I’m so excited! There’s two prizes: The first is 10 Orly polishes, A set of Kooky Nail Wraps and some cute 3-D deco bits. The second is 11 two way nail art pens, 5 Orly polishes and a glitter holo top coat.
To enter, follow me on tumblr and reblog this post. Simplez! For ways to get additional entries check out the giveaway page on Nail Art 101.
The giveaway starts today and finishes March 26. It’s open internationally. Good luck everyone!
This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.Forever reblog.
I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.
an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.
That way of thinking shouldn’t be diminished: it should be destroyed.
always always always reblog.
Forever I will reblog.
this must have taken so much courage.
reblog this every time I see it
That’s what I was wearing too.
this should reach everyone.
rape is rape.
DAY 29: INSPIRED BY THE SUPERNATURAL
At first, I thought about doing an anime version of Sadako (Samara) from The Ring. I have already done a mock up on paper, using my nail art pen, but then my daughter gave me an idea. She said I should do the alien from Toy Story, which I did.
This is also to make up for my “INSPIRED BY A MOVIE” nails. At least with this, I did both inspired by the Supernatural (aliens!) and inspired by a movie (Toy Story).
I also attached a photo of the nail polish that I used. All of them are local brands, save for my top coat which is from The Face Shop.